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Welcome to my world. My world is what I make it, as is everyone else's. As I am more generous than most, I will let you leave your mark and influence upon it... as long as it is without malice or intended harm. I offer sanctuary for those in need, and advice for those who know how to ask and are willing to listen. Do not taint my paradise. Tread softly and open your mind to what I have to say, for while I rarely say what I mean, I usually say what I mean.
I live in Tampa. Which means I get to sit through Hurricane Charley. For those of you who don't know exactly what a hurricane is... let me enlighten you. A hurricane is a massive amount of fuck-you-silly clouds with over 100mph winds and rain that'll get you wetter than a whore at the Oscars. Not only this, but a hurricane has an eye... Which is to say a spot of relative calmness in the middle which exists merely to lure unsuspecting retards out of their shelters only to move on and suddenly resume pounding the shit out of the spot where you are standing. Needless to say the storm surge will draw numerous thrill-seeking surfers to the beaches for some killer breakers. Not too mention zero gas at all pumps, rioters at supermarkets killing each other for jugs of water, and Hurricane Parties (one of which I will most likely be attending) which consist of lots of candles and massive amounts of liquor. I, of course, will be the D.D. because when you can't see the road, you need someone to drive the drunks around.
Wish me luck.
P.S. They want me to work tomorrow and sleep in the casino because we can't leave once we get there and they refuse to close. No, I don't get a hotel room; they're full with families who don't want to stay in motels. I get to sleep on the floor in one of the banquet rooms. I'm thinking of telling them to fuck themselves with an oar and attending a party. Possibility of this happening is increasing with every hour the storm approaches. Especially since it makes landfall at 4pm Friday and I am supposed to be there at 2pm.
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